As we all know, females are robots you can poke at the right way until sex falls out.
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I’m a bit suspicious if this sort of pickup method has EVER worked well, but fairly certain it doesn’t anymore, now that every girl and her grandma have all heard of it.
I see some things haven’t changed. Alasdair is still as smooth as very gritty sandpaper.
Should have told him to wait right there while she “freshens up” then leave. Alasdair would be found a week later with a giant hermit beard at the same table.
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I’m a bit suspicious if this sort of pickup method has EVER worked well, but fairly certain it doesn’t anymore, now that every girl and her grandma have all heard of it.
I see some things haven’t changed. Alasdair is still as smooth as very gritty sandpaper.
Should have told him to wait right there while she “freshens up” then leave. Alasdair would be found a week later with a giant hermit beard at the same table.
Still the swine, eh, Alasdair?